Achievements

DisOrDat Participation Award (5G)
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds

DisorDat Destroyer (15G)
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly

The Regis (50G)
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points

100,000aire! (10G)
Earn $100,000 lifetime

500,000aire! (25G)
Earn $500,000 lifetime

Back Taxes (40G)
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73

Button Banger (15G)
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds

Taking It from Behind (25G)
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack

DisOrDash (30G)
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds

Jack Attack Dog (50G)
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up

Beast Master (40G)
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Film in Your Brain (40G)
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Vidiot Savant (50G)
Get every question right in an episode

Birth Certificate (5G)
Create a contestant

It's Just More of This (5G)
Finish an episode

One Teat Short of an Udder (40G)
Achieve the second-highest rating

Mouth-Breather (30G)
Achieve the third-highest rating

Unicorn (50G)
Achieve the highest gamer rating

Phatty (40G)
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Living in the Past (40G)
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Turncoat (10G)
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America

Quick-Draw McDumbass (5G)
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times

Social Outcast (15G)
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights

Lose to a Loser (15G)
Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard

Always a Bridesmaid (10G)
Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games

Discover Gauntlet of Fire (10G)
Find the very important gauntlet of fire

Great Crowd (20G)
Laugh at an easy joke

Overconsumer (20G)
Listen to all the commercials during the credits

Consolation Achievement (20G)
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement

Genius for a Day (30G)
Score at least $30,000 over your average

Virtual Virgin (20G)
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times

Enscrewsiast (15G)
Screw 50 times

My First Time (10G)
Screw someone for the first time

Smelt the Roses (15G)
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second

Menage-a-Quatre (20G)
Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE

Slack Attack (37G)
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack

Beat a Winner (40G)
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match

Perfect Attendance (73G)
Play episodes 1-73

The Game's Half Full (5G)
Play episodes 1-36

The Game's Half Empty (5G)
Play episodes 1-37